Friday, 20 April 2012

Why is a ship called a she?

A ship is called a "she" because there is always a great deal of bustle around her;

There is usually a gang of men about; she has a waist and stays;

It takes a lot of paint to keep her good looking;

It is not the initial expense that breaks you, it's decking her out;

It takes an experienced man to handle her correctly;

And without a man at the helm she's absolutely uncontrollable.

She shows her topsides and hides her botton and, when coming into port, always heads for the buoy's.

Extract from ECP&DA Erewash Outlook magazine Spring 2012.

2 comments:

  1. LOL, that is brilliant made me giggle.
    Ny the way I have sent you a facebook message, not sure if you have got it??
    Thank you for my birthday message xxxxxxxx

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  2. Hi Jo,
    I have looked on facebook but I can't see a message specifically for me. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong pace. I still havent worked my way round facebook yet! Xxxxx

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